Blogspot, best email ever.

So I'm writing an article about the combination Asian cultural exposition and runway show I attended last night. I open my email to send a draft to a friend for proofreading, and I get possibly the most wonderful message ever to grace my inbox from a mysterious "Valeria":

hey walked along listening to the singing of the brightly colored birds and looking at the lovely flowers which now became so thick that the ground was carpeted with them. There were big yellow and white and blue and purple blossoms, besides great clusters of scarlet poppies, which were so brilliant in color they almost dazzled Dorothy's eyes.

I`m bored :(
wanting a friend for L0VE, kiss, touch, lick and f*ck me!
my photos, phone on my homepage here
:) :) :)

"But I thought you had gone to visit the Wicked Witch of the West."

The glorious confusion that followed: indescribable. Somewhere in Eastern Europe, a porn-obsessed hacker has earned his wings.