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My NYU email quota of 100MB was almost up this morning, so I went through my email mass-deleting items when I came upon this gem, which was written by Justin in July 2005 in order to secure a 4 bedroom triplex in Brooklyn. Mike ran it through gizoogle.com. We got the place, by the way.
Dear Debora n Jason,
First of all, I want ta say how funky ass it was messin' bizzoth of you the otha day n how beautiful yo hizouse is. My roommates n myself (izzles those who kizzle `bout tha apartment only through Mike n my descrizzle of it) is completely in love wit tha apartment n are very anxious ta find out if we git it or not sho nuff. It is far n away the funky assst place weve looked at, n weve dizzle quite a bit of look'n.
That being said, we completely understand any reservizzles you may have `bout us droppin hits. If I had just put a year of renovizzles into a house, I would be hesitant me ta rent it ta fizzy college students, two of whizzom you wont git ta meet until we mizzy in. I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. And while I assure you that were all good kizzids, we absolutely understand tha nature of tha situation bitch ass nigga.
Our hearts is set on yo apartment, but we wizzay of course understand should you choose ta select different tenants. Were rhymin' tizzle you not spare our messin' in that case, n let us know as soon as possible, as our current leaze runs out on August 1st n we may have some last minute scrambl'n ta do ta find a new place.
i in no way wizzy ta indicate any lessened enthusiasm fo` yo apartment, as all of us is extremely stoked by tha prospect of liv'n there, nor do we want you ta in any way rush tha process upside yo head. we understand thiznat adecision of this magnitude takes some tizzle. were jizzay ask'n ta be informed of yo decision as soon as you makes it, n although sippin' vizzle mizzy tizzle it wiznill be in our favor, we would S-T-to-tha- izzill like any bad news as soon as possible.
we also strongly recommend tizzle if you hizzle any reservizzles `bout the two roommates whom you have not yet mizzy nizzick n byron, that you call them n rap ta them n git a fizzle fo` what theyre like fo' real. though i imagine you have they contact info on tha application, they phone numba are, respectivizzles 917.287.xxxx n 617.947.xxxx. pleaze do not hesitate ta contact any of us wittany questions. It was a pleasure mobbin' you, n heres hop'n we can be yo tenants.
On behalf of all four of us,
Justin Sowa
My NYU email quota of 100MB was almost up this morning, so I went through my email mass-deleting items when I came upon this gem, which was written by Justin in July 2005 in order to secure a 4 bedroom triplex in Brooklyn. Mike ran it through gizoogle.com. We got the place, by the way.
Dear Debora n Jason,
First of all, I want ta say how funky ass it was messin' bizzoth of you the otha day n how beautiful yo hizouse is. My roommates n myself (izzles those who kizzle `bout tha apartment only through Mike n my descrizzle of it) is completely in love wit tha apartment n are very anxious ta find out if we git it or not sho nuff. It is far n away the funky assst place weve looked at, n weve dizzle quite a bit of look'n.
That being said, we completely understand any reservizzles you may have `bout us droppin hits. If I had just put a year of renovizzles into a house, I would be hesitant me ta rent it ta fizzy college students, two of whizzom you wont git ta meet until we mizzy in. I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. And while I assure you that were all good kizzids, we absolutely understand tha nature of tha situation bitch ass nigga.
Our hearts is set on yo apartment, but we wizzay of course understand should you choose ta select different tenants. Were rhymin' tizzle you not spare our messin' in that case, n let us know as soon as possible, as our current leaze runs out on August 1st n we may have some last minute scrambl'n ta do ta find a new place.
i in no way wizzy ta indicate any lessened enthusiasm fo` yo apartment, as all of us is extremely stoked by tha prospect of liv'n there, nor do we want you ta in any way rush tha process upside yo head. we understand thiznat adecision of this magnitude takes some tizzle. were jizzay ask'n ta be informed of yo decision as soon as you makes it, n although sippin' vizzle mizzy tizzle it wiznill be in our favor, we would S-T-to-tha- izzill like any bad news as soon as possible.
we also strongly recommend tizzle if you hizzle any reservizzles `bout the two roommates whom you have not yet mizzy nizzick n byron, that you call them n rap ta them n git a fizzle fo` what theyre like fo' real. though i imagine you have they contact info on tha application, they phone numba are, respectivizzles 917.287.xxxx n 617.947.xxxx. pleaze do not hesitate ta contact any of us wittany questions. It was a pleasure mobbin' you, n heres hop'n we can be yo tenants.
On behalf of all four of us,
Justin Sowa
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